my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
Even my vagina gasped.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
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