Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
God, I missed his penis.
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