dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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