Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
if i can run in heels then i can drive
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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