Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
not ubering you a puppy
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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