How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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