I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
vagina is talking i cant
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
tell me about the fingering
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