I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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