you only like me because i go down faster than a bridge in minnesota
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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