So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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