That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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