New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
She told me she eats fruit when she's hungover because it has more water than water.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
She made me pour olive oil on her.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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