I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
The ass gains better be worth it
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