im surrounded by empty glasses of chocolate milk WTF
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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