Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
New all-time record for most uncomfortable I've ever been. A midget just asked me to restrap his fanny pack in the bathroom.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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