i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I wish i was in the wii world.
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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