ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
So much rum. So many feels.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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