Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
As shirtless as possible
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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