do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Everything about him screamed your future.
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
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