Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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