I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Randomize
