Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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