so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
We are two peas in an std pod
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
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