He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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