U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Randomize
