yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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