At least make sure they are 18
Why
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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