Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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