Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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