i need an iv and a liver transplant
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
The adults are the big ones right?
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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