we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
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