That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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