Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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