8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
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