found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
And by "hammer out the details" you know I mean spending 20 minutes on wedding plans then getting wine drunk, right?
So the keyword here is "hammered"?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
You are a genius and a whore.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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