Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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