He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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