you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
An accidental pregnancy to a guy with a trustfund is no mistake. It is a gift from god.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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