you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
Randomize
