i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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