I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
And the cops told us we were all naked.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
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