Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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