everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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