Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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