can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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