i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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