you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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