Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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