Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
OPIZZABONMYDICK
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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