Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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