And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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