The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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